Vendredi, c’est le jour de la migraine Höfftalmik
Le dessin pourri de LBDV
pitoyable, non ? (merci E…)
La réclame de LBDV
(comme on dit au Luxembourg, si jeune et déjaponais)
mais non y a pas que du cul dans LBDV … 
En attendant, y en a au moins un qui s’amuse (deux pardon…)
L’objet non-transitionnel grav’naze de LBDV
Trouvé sur le site d’IKEYa – swedish art de vivre und saucisson de renne – ce…. Truc, pas encore en vente mais totalement irrésistible pour les filles qui, comme quoi, ont super froid aux pieds (juste les pieds, hein !) le soir avant de dormir. Avec ça aux papattes, les chats sur les genoux, la télécommande dans la main gauche et le paquet de paille d’or dans l’autre, eh ben je dirais sommairement qu’il en manque juste une 3e (main) pour se tirer une balle…
effrayant, non ? (j’en envisage néanmoins l’acquisition)
L’Horoscope de LBDV
(parce que vous le valez bien…)
Aries Pet Horoscope
Ready for a workout? That's exactly what you'll get from your Aries pet, since this is a most energetic animal that is sure to keep you fit (not to mention exhausted). This pet is no shrinking violet. Aries pets will do whatever they want and make plenty of noise while they're at it. Not very good behavior, eh? Oh well, this pet is such a pal that you're bound to overlook that lack of good manners.
Friendly and sweet, your Aries pet will be in heaven when company comes over, the better to show off its favorite tricks. This is also an assertive animal, so canines in particular can be expected to be staunch protectors of the home. While your Aries pet may appear a bit compulsive at times, it's only because these animals are so action-oriented and revel in a frisky, fun-filled day of play.
The Aries Kitty needs room to roam, so be sure not to lock them up. Competitive, too, your Aries pet will want to be the pride of the neighborhood, running farther and faster just to show their owner how special they are. Keep showing this pup new games (and new toys!), and their love will be boundless. As Aries rules the head, eyes and ears, be mindful of these areas on your pet.
Taurus Pet Horoscope
No fast moves for the Taurus pet. This is a lethargic, even lazy animal that would much rather sleep than run around! Therefore, be sure that your pet's bed is comfortable, with a super-soft blanket thrown in for good measure. Pampering the Taurus pet is rule number one!
These animals love to eat, too, so see to it that Fido's food is fresh and tasty and that Kitty's bowl is filled with chunky meaty or fishy food. The Taurus pet is also fond of physical touch, which is why you should pet them regularly and give their coats slow and luxurious rub-downs.
They're not big on exercise, really, so don't expect your Taurus pet to run over the hill and through the woods -- they may not even want to run around the yard! Lounging around is the name of their game.
These animals can be persistent and stubborn as well, and if they could talk they'd probably argue more often than not. That said, they do appreciate the comforts of home and are loyal to their masters for this very reason; a Taurus pet is highly unlikely to run away. Since they like to eat so much, keep an eye on your pet to ensure they don't get too fat. Lastly, this tolerant and gentle pet makes for a great companion for kids.
Gemini Pet Horoscope
The Gemini pet is so noisy and yappy that you might start to think they're talking after a while! Rest assured, there's nothing they'd rather do.
Great communicators in their own way, Gemini pets are sociable and interactive, constantly craving variety and freedom. No humdrum routines for this pet, please! Your Fido will want a walk in the park today, a hike in the woods tomorrow and a swim at the beach the day after that.
The Gemini pet is also bright and amusing and loves to learn new tricks, so be sure you have a few up your sleeve. Everything happens fast for the Gemini pet -- these animals eat fast, walk fast and continually move from one thing to the next. A Gemini kitty isn't one to lounge on the windowsill watching the passers-by.
These happy creatures are innovative, too! Gemini pets are always coming up with the kind of original stunts and precocious moves that make their "people" swoon. Be ready for anything with this pet! The Gemini pet's zest for life and a good time ensure that this animal will seem young even in old age.
It's safe to say your Gemini pet will never cease to amaze you and will provide countless hours of fun. Be sure to pay particular attention to your pet's paws or legs, as these areas may be weak spots for them.
Cancer Pet Horoscope
That moody pet who prefers to lounge around the house and skulk about the yard is bound to be a Cancer. Just like their human counterparts, Cancer animals love to feel like they're part of a family unit. They won't feel the need to go out and explore. Rather, everything they need is right at home.
For that reason, be sure that they don't get locked out at night and that there is always food in their bowl. The Cancer pet is prone to stomach and digestive problems, so feed them the same diet like clockwork and try to minimize any emotional distress.
Intuitive and sensitive, the Cancer pet will sense any family upsets (even raised voices) and won't do well as a result. Adoring of the family, your Cancer pet will enjoy playing with the kids and is sure to jump up on your lap if they sense that you're feeling blue.
How's that for a winning companion? Even so, these animals can be a bit moody and aloof at times, so give them some space if they're having a bad day. The Cancer pet can be possessive of its toys and of family members as well. They'll get particularly unsettled when the clan is heading out on a trip. They can sense that they're about to be left alone, and that's just no fun in this animal's kingdom.
Forever loyal, the Cancer pet is sure to be stretched in front of the fire, adding their own brand of affectionate warmth to whatever family they come to love.
Leo Pet Horoscope
That pampered pet who rules the roost is very likely a Leo. Though they definitely run the show, somehow they manage do it in the most charming way! There's no doubt that these kings and queens are spoiled rotten, and the Leo pet couldn't imagine living any other way. Sometimes this can make them a little lazy and aloof.
Their favorite meals are only the beginning: This pet will expect to be washed and groomed regularly and always expects to be the focus of the family's attention. Are you up to the task? Your reward for this will be Fifi or Fido's undying love. The Leo pet does understand loyalty -- as long as they get what they want!
The Leo pet will be popular with the family, neighbors and other animals in the 'hood as they have a way of always being the center of attention. They will be a big part of the family, too. They might even take over if you're not careful!
It's their demanding nature that keeps you at their beck and call, but the flip side of all this is that the Leo pet is also courageous and strong. Would they rescue a lost child? In a heartbeat. They love to feel like a star!
Finally, be sure your Leo pet gets enough exercise -- these pups need to watch their big, loyal and loving heart.
Virgo Pet Horoscope
You need to practice patience with a Virgo pet, because these animals can be more than a little picky! Finicky is their middle name, and mealtime is only the beginning.
Be sure to feed them simple food and establish a routine for it -- a set schedule can comfort these order-loving creatures. Virgo pets are also prone to hypochondria, so they'll forever be wincing or yelping about this or that. Get used to it!
That said, it can be easy to care for this pet if what you need is a stable routine. The Virgo pet will enjoy being walked at the same time every day and will appreciate its usual route, thank you very much.
These animals are also neat and clean, so see to it that Kitty's box is as fresh as can be. If not, this pet may get agitated and look to "do their business" elsewhere.
Other than the basics, the Virgo pet doesn't require much. This animal will not expect new toys; they're much more fond of their well-worn playthings. They also have a great attention to detail, something that makes them good guard animals.
While the Virgo pet can seem demanding at times, it's only because they know what they want and are counting on you to help them get it. Keep things simple and consistent, and you'll both be happy!
Libra Pet Horoscope
What your Libra pet wants -- above all else -- are playful friends! This is an animal who can't stand to be left alone. Companionable to the max, your Libra pet could easily act as social director for the other animals in the neighborhood, being the most playful pup in the park.
If this pet's social circle is too small, they might get whiny, mopey or even start crying or baying at the Moon. Your Libra pet wants to live in a happy world, so harmony at home is vital! This animal will pick up immediately on any bad vibes.
Living in a beautiful world is important, too, which is why you should brush Kitty regularly or take Fido to the groomer and let him leave with a big red bow around his neck. In keeping with this penchant for the good life, your Libra pet also wants to eat well, so be sure the food you feed 'em is both fresh and tasty.
Your Libra pet travels like a champ and loves to hit the road, so be sure that you bring this pet along with you whenever possible. Even if it's just a quick walk to the corner store for a pint of milk, they want to make the journey!
Lastly, this is a pet who is very eager to please. If you're nice to your Libra pet, they'll give you plenty in return!
Scorpio Pet Horoscope
The wandering loner, the mysterious lurker -- that's how your Scorpio pet might appear to the people in your neighborhood. The Scorpio pet is more independent than most, but along with that self-sufficiency comes a strong-willed, almost stubborn, demeanor. A Scorpio pet could wander off for days in search of adventure yet will always return. This creature needs their space and won't suffer fools.
That said, this animal will be extremely loyal once comfortable in the family and would literally defend you to the death! Hey, that's true grit.
What pet would cross three states only to come back to its human family in the end? Surely a Scorpio! The Scorpio pet is also emotional and intuitive and can easily sense when things aren't right. If you're upset, they will surely stay close, the better to comfort you in their own way. Call that nosy? Well, maybe; this is the kind of pet who needs to know what's going on, whether it involves family dynamics or the contents of the neighborhood garbage cans.
Beware of what this pet might bring in the door! It could be a prize for the family or some tasty treat they've hunted down for themselves -- goodness knows, the Scorpio pet does things their own way.
Sagittarius Pet Horoscope
Does your Sagittarius pet seem to be having a good time all the time? That's because this is the happy-go-lucky pet of the Zodiac, always playful and jumping around and letting you know just how delighted they are to be a part of your home (!!!)
Extremely energetic, this is a pet who would much rather be out of doors, catching the frisbee in the park or playing with the birds in the trees. Sag pets can't stand to be cooped up, so, if at all possible, don't lock them in the car or leave them inside all day.
What the Sag pet excels at is being a scout. That St. Bernard on a mountain trail with the barrel around its neck? A Sag, for sure! Bring your Sag pet with you when you hit the hiking trails or set off on a camping trip, as they are sure to enhance the experience.
As Sagittarius is the Sign of Freedom, be sure that Fido has plenty of room to roam -- these animals love to wander off. And they enjoy getting plenty of exercise while they're at it. That said, they will always remember that they're part of a family unit, so you needn't worry that Kitty won't return from those nocturnal adventures.
Finally, the Sag pet is great with kids, so when it's time for that summer vacation, be sure to bring 'em along!
Capricorn Pet Horoscope
More serious and deliberate than most, it's likely that the Capricorn pet will live to a ripe old age. Why? Well, for one thing, there's no risk-taking behavior going on with this conservative creature. The Capricorn pet will plod along, amusing itself by watching the other animals as they play to their heart's content.
What keeps this animal happy is helping out and working hard. Need that paper fetched? The Cap dog will do it daily. Want those barnyard animals to stay in lock step? The Cap horse will see to it that everyone stays together.
Stable and serene, the Cap pet will appreciate a comfortable home and a happy family. These animals won't need much exercise, either -- for them, work is exercise! This is an animal who really loves to feel needed, so don't be reluctant to dole out those chores.
Very self-controlled, the Cap pet is easy to house-train and will know the importance of following the family rules. Self-reliant as well, this is a pet who will do just fine back home while Mom, Dad and the kids take a family trip.
While the Cap pet doesn't need much physical affection, it does like to be neat and clean, so brush this pet regularly. Watch their bones and teeth, too, as these areas may require special attention.
Aquarius Pet Horoscope
Considered almost eccentric by some, the Aquarius pet is a bit quirky, often running around enjoying a creature world all their own. Unusual and sometimes finicky, this is a pet who requires plenty of freedom to express itself. Watch out; you're bound to be surprised!
That freedom extends to the physical, too, so no closed quarters (or leashes) for this animal. The Aquarius pet also loves to socialize and mixes easily with people and other animals. Your Water Bearer pet likes to learn from socializing with other animals, watching how they act and using what they see. The other animals, though, won't know what to think of this odd little creature.
It's the Aquarius pet who might also take well to vegetarian food, if only because it's novel. Individualistic and at times a bit aloof, don't expect the Aquarius Kitty to be a lap cat -- it just won't happen.
While not cuddly, these pets will be good companions nonetheless; it's just that it will be on their own terms. Looking a bit shy and lost at first, the Aquarian pet will soon be showing off in their own incomparable way. Smart as a whip, too, these animals learn their lessons fast and well. Ready for a rebel in the family? The Aquarian pet is never boring!
Pisces Pet Horoscope
You may start to wonder if your Pisces pet is really here with you. These animals are great at creating a world of their own. This can often seem like laziness -- which, in fact, it sometimes is. Hey, life for the Pisces pet is a blissful state of dreams and make-believe!
As a result, you'd shouldn't expect much from this sweet animal. What you will get from your pet is a caring and sympathetic friend who will sense when you're upset and do what they can to make you feel better. When you're feeling down, a Piscean pup will hop up on your lap and lavish you with affection.
You can think of the Pisces pet as your shadow; they are inclined to follow you around and land wherever you do. While generally not requiring much, your Pisces pet won't want to be left alone all the time. There's great comfort for this animal in knowing you're near.
Nighttime is a fun time for the Pisces pet as they'll be dreaming up a storm! Rest assured that they're having a ball. A rule to remember: Be sure to keep Kitty away from catnip; she could go crazy on it.
Allez ………….. AU LIT !!!!
ouais, ouais, c’est bien fait avec de la viande blanche, au moins au final, une fois javellisée, n’importe quelle ‘iande blanchit !
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A propos de confitures, je signale à un (très) grand abruti destinataire de LBDV que l’attendent toujours ses confitures d’orange amère, comme demandées, ainsi qu’un paquet d’autres trucs, et que ma patience a, allez, des limites, à tel point que tout va finir à la benne dans pas bien longtemps. Y a pas écrit connasse là-haut…ça va tou t’é rékonnou ?
pas kool chez les voisins…
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